Black Magic Pork Roast
The Investigation, Findings, and Proceedings by an Occultist and Remote Viewer
PSYCHIC INVESTIGATION REPORT: SATURNINE COURT REVIEW & SPIRITUAL FINDINGS ON DEPUTY LANCE KURETZA
Filed by: Kevin Wikse
Date of Final Scrying: May 3rd, 2025
Date of Initial Occult Review: May 1st, 2025
Next Occult Phase Deployment: May 10th, 2025
Executive Summary:
This report documents the investigative occult operations initiated upon viewing recently released bodycam footage of Monongalia County Sheriff's Deputy Lance Kuretza. The video depicts a disturbing act of aggression by Kuretza against a sleeping, unarmed, intoxicated young man in his own hotel room. Upon review and evaluation via advanced scrying, spiritual protocol, and sanctioned consultation with the Saturnine Court (Table of the Black Robes), it was determined that Deputy Kuretza meets the metaphysical and karmic qualifications for sanctioned spectral intervention.
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Summary of Incident:
Deputy Lance Kuretza was provided with legally questionable access to a hotel room where a young man lay peacefully asleep. Deputy Lance Kuretza entered and proceeded to startle, detain, and handcuff the unarmed individual. Once the young man was secured and surrounded by multiple officers—none of whom intervened—Kuretza began violently assaulting him. The deputy struck the handcuffed man in the face repeatedly and then emptied pepper spray directly into his eyes and nostrils at close range. Several officers present appeared to encourage the violence.
Kuretza’s actions were egregious, excessive, and demonstrated clear sadistic pleasure. Despite the footage, Kuretza was later found not guilty in a court of law. According to earthly jurisdiction, he remains innocent.
Occult Jurisdiction Invoked:
My involvement was prompted by an informant aware of my prior successful operations, particularly the spectral assassination of Jeffrey Epstein, documented and timestamped via YouTube. In that operation, I invoked Duke Agares—a spirit of the Goetia—tasked with shaking Epstein’s foundations, returning trafficked children, and accelerating karmic collapse. Within days of that public working, Epstein was assaulted in prison. Within a week, he was found dead.
The informant requested I evaluate whether Deputy Kuretza warranted similar attention. Before any occult enforcement could be considered, I submitted the case to the Saturnine Court, a spiritual congress of unemotional arbiters who determine the karmic permissibility of infernal justice.
Preparatory Operation: Scrying Phase
Tool Used: Polished Black Mirror
Assisted by: Bound Imp Familiar
Methodology: Three-night scrying operation per John Dee, LW De Laurance, and CHERIBUM protocols (Project CHERIBUM being the psychic child black program hidden behind STARGATE, a subject of my own documented history).
Key Findings via Scrying (Remote Viewing):
Deputy Lance Kuretza is perceived as:
A steroid-abusing, sociopathic enforcer for a minor political-criminal syndicate.
Exhibits traits of sexual sadism, impotence, and probable micro-penis disorder as classified in medical text.
Possesses a violent history toward women—scrying suggests involvement in at least two homicides, with potential burial sites near a forensic training field in West Virginia or Virginia.
Connections identified to cadaver dog trainers and a handler with ties to either the BATF or FBI, likely leveraging blackmail material to control Kuretza.
Medical clairvoyance indicates heart complications, deteriorating mental health, and the early stages of cancerous growths in the abdominal region.
The local jury pool appeared influenced and intimidated, enabling a not guilty verdict despite irrefutable visual evidence.
Saturnine Court Ruling:
On the night of May 3rd, after presenting all spiritual evidence, the Table of the Black Robes ruled:
“The petitioner (Kevin Wikse) will not be held in breach of his soul contract, and shall be spiritually blameless should he enact infernal rites upon the subject (Deputy Kuretza) given the karmic gravity of his misdeeds.”
Note: To act against the Saturnine Court’s ruling is metaphysical treason. Since permission was granted, occult intervention is authorized and scheduled.
Spectral Intervention Plan: The Solution. I got that PROBLEM SOLVER.
Date of Activation: Saturday, May 10th, 2025
Astral Containment:
A significant portion of Deputy Kuretza’s etheric and astral bodies have already been seized and sealed in a liminal dimension—far from the material plane.
Demonic Custodian Assigned:
Under custody of a spirit known in demonic circles for inflicting internal heat, wasting afflictions, malignant infections, and persistent despair.
Described as “low and slow roast”—metaphysical heat applied over a prolonged timeline. Deputy Lance Kuretza made it clear “muy caliente” is his jam. It would be wrong to deny him his preference.
Objective:
The subject shall become mentally consumed by the desire for escape, a thought that will fester and systematically further degrade him daily.
Counterbalance: Healing & Restoration for the Young Man
Invoked Forces:
Archangel Raphael – For divine healing.
Loa Tinjo Alawe (21 Divisions, Dominican Voudo) – For spiritual and bodily restoration.
Commission of Indio Spirits – To ensure balance and additional blessings.
Objective:
To empower and bless the young man who was assaulted. He has already received nearly $180,000 in damages; this intervention seeks to multiply his success, ideally via karmic extraction from Deputy Kuretza’s assets.
Final Statement:
Let it be absolutely clear:
This report does not advocate violence in any way.
I wish Deputy Lance Kuretza a long, pain-filled life.
I call for NO earthly retaliation, only metaphysical accountability.
Let him live.
Let him simmer and stew in his own juices.
Let the record show the table has been set, and the oven preheats on Saturday, May 10th.
In goes the pork roast.
Posting from Hunter Biden’s Laptop,
Kevin Wikse, The Reality Maverick